Awkward Alert! My ex is in town...

I knew this was a mistake...moving to Pennsylvania. I mean, I'm torn: so many babes in my new neighborhood. YET...I run in the same circles as Chow Chow. Here she is at my house at a little gathering. Geesh! Can't a dog catch a bone--er--break? Mommy keeps pointing her out. YES, I see Chow Chow. I'm IGNORING CC. I don't want to talk to her. AWKWARD, people. We spent most of our time together looking out of the window; we really didn't want anything to do with each other. Eventually she went home.

The Hottie Next Door: Matilda

Meetin' and greetin' the neighbor dog. Take a bow, Bunsen. Heh heh.

Another weekend: another babe. I'm lovin' the 'grove. Yep. Matilda is an Old English Sheepdog. What a frisky pup. Don't know if I like taller babes, though. She's a lot of woman.

This babe tires Bunsen out.

Another Selinsgrove Babe: Onyx

I met my neighbor Onyx. She's a Pit Bull who is really into me; just look. I dunno...there's something about her that drives me wild. I'm a crazy dog.