Bunsen Meets Josie

OK, Selinsgrove might not be so bad. I just met this hottie poodle, Josie. That's what I'm talkin' about. She likes to romp and I'm lovin' it (see our NEW fence? YEP!). She's a lot bigger than Buttons. I might be in love.

Why Josie?

1. She's a standard poodle. Look at her. One hot mamma. Purebreed puppy.
2. I like her paw-paws.
3. She likes to bark at me. I kind of like that.
4. We play in my NEW yard...got a fence and it ROCKS.
5. I can call her Jojo. I think. Haven't asked yet. Hope so.
6. She lives in my neighborhood in Selinsgrove.
7. She lives a couple of streets over--close but not too close.
8. She's an older woman...but not as old as Chow.
9. Her ears are fluffy. I can picture them flowing in the breeze of a convertible as we race down the road by the river on a sunny day. Gotta get me a convertible. And a driver.
10. She's got lots of dogger friends--good social capital.

Bunsen misses Buttons

Pennsylvania stinks. I miss my girlfriend. Buttons. And I miss Maryland. I don't get it. Why couldn't Buttons come up here, too? I can't go on.

Bunsen Commits to a New Start

Okay, people. I've thought about it and I've decided to cooperate. It's going to have to work; I'll make it work. In this picture, you see me forcing a smile and helping with the unpacking. I mean, it's day-by-day for me; I don't know what's going to happen. I'm only three years old. I'm excited to be starting a new chapter of my life.

New Outlook on Life in Selinsgrove, PA?

Am I meant to be a Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania dog? How can this be? This is the only decent window in the whole house! How am I going to conduct Bunny Watch '09 from here?! And what about my guard duties against maruading bands of squirrels? My life stinks. It's over. I'm done.

What?!? We're moving WHERE?

Great. Turns out we're moving to Pennsylvania. What the fudgesicle!?! That's my ex's state. And there's NO air conditioning in our new house. Come on, people. It's July. Are you SERIOUS? Here I am with some boxes, trying to prevent my people from moving them into the house. THIS SUCKS. I don't want to set foot in Pennsylvania, let alone LIVE in it. What gives? And what will happen to Buttons and me? My life is OVER.