Awkward Alert! My ex is in town...

I knew this was a mistake...moving to Pennsylvania. I mean, I'm torn: so many babes in my new neighborhood. YET...I run in the same circles as Chow Chow. Here she is at my house at a little gathering. Geesh! Can't a dog catch a bone--er--break? Mommy keeps pointing her out. YES, I see Chow Chow. I'm IGNORING CC. I don't want to talk to her. AWKWARD, people. We spent most of our time together looking out of the window; we really didn't want anything to do with each other. Eventually she went home.

The Hottie Next Door: Matilda

Meetin' and greetin' the neighbor dog. Take a bow, Bunsen. Heh heh.

Another weekend: another babe. I'm lovin' the 'grove. Yep. Matilda is an Old English Sheepdog. What a frisky pup. Don't know if I like taller babes, though. She's a lot of woman.

This babe tires Bunsen out.

Another Selinsgrove Babe: Onyx

I met my neighbor Onyx. She's a Pit Bull who is really into me; just look. I dunno...there's something about her that drives me wild. I'm a crazy dog.

Playtime in the New Fenced Yard!

Yep. Josie and I are lovin' the yard. I like having play dates. So many babes! I'm, like, the only guy dog on this whole street. Life rocks!

Bunsen Meets Josie

OK, Selinsgrove might not be so bad. I just met this hottie poodle, Josie. That's what I'm talkin' about. She likes to romp and I'm lovin' it (see our NEW fence? YEP!). She's a lot bigger than Buttons. I might be in love.

Why Josie?

1. She's a standard poodle. Look at her. One hot mamma. Purebreed puppy.
2. I like her paw-paws.
3. She likes to bark at me. I kind of like that.
4. We play in my NEW yard...got a fence and it ROCKS.
5. I can call her Jojo. I think. Haven't asked yet. Hope so.
6. She lives in my neighborhood in Selinsgrove.
7. She lives a couple of streets over--close but not too close.
8. She's an older woman...but not as old as Chow.
9. Her ears are fluffy. I can picture them flowing in the breeze of a convertible as we race down the road by the river on a sunny day. Gotta get me a convertible. And a driver.
10. She's got lots of dogger friends--good social capital.