Turns out, I wasn't being dumped but I was on a blind date. Mommy and Daddy were going to adopt this mean dogger who doesn't even like Bunsens! I even tried to do a play bow, but she wasn't liking it. NOT. ONE. BIT. No siree.
Our introduction. I try to make nice. |
I don't think that's a play bow. |
Mommy and Daddy came to their senses and took me home. I mean, I was a perfect gentleman, but look! She was mean!
They told me she's had a hard life and I should keep her identity private, so I won't publish it here on my blog. But, boy, I hope Mommy and Daddy appreciate me now! I'm a mellow dogger and I ROCK!