Bunsen Blogs!

I type fast! See, I write my own blog. ALL by myself. Yes siree. It was hard to learn with my big paw paws. But I have a lot of feelings and stuff. Gotta get 'em off my chest. My shrink says blogging is good for me. She costs me about 25 biscuits and change per half hour. I just hope that this blog doesn't hurt me in a job interview--like that binge drinking pic. I might have to delete that one.

After a drinking binge...

It was a hard night. Sophie, my sister dog, and I got sloshed tonight. Had a bit too much to drink. So did Daddy. No, wait. Dadddy and Mommy don't drink. Booze, anyway. We all drink water, though. This family is B-O-R-I-N-G. Man, I got stuck with 'em. Sophie takes up too much room in the bed. Mommy thought it would be funny to take a picture of me sleeping on my back. I was too hammered to notice.