My new girlfriend: "CC." Why? (One reason: LOOK at how good we are together)

1. She's hot. A bit old, but experienced. One hot Chow.


2. She lives out of town, so I can play the field at home....the dog park, that is.


3. She's aloof. Not too cutesy touch-feely all the time. Like it.


4. She hates my sister dogs and will attack. And she makes them bleed.


5. She's an only dog. No bothersome sibling dogs.
6. She's an heiress dog; probably got a big bundle of bones coming her way.
7. She's so frisky she has to be leashed at all times. Ohhh yeah.
8. Her bark turns me on.
9. We're both fixed. Ohhhhh yeah (double up).
10. One purple tongue. Need I say more?