Monday, July 20, 2009

Bunsen misses Buttons

Pennsylvania stinks. I miss my girlfriend. Buttons. And I miss Maryland. I don't get it. Why couldn't Buttons come up here, too? I can't go on.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Bunsen Commits to a New Start

Okay, people. I've thought about it and I've decided to cooperate. It's going to have to work; I'll make it work. In this picture, you see me forcing a smile and helping with the unpacking. I mean, it's day-by-day for me; I don't know what's going to happen. I'm only three years old. I'm excited to be starting a new chapter of my life.

New Outlook on Life in Selinsgrove, PA?

Am I meant to be a Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania dog? How can this be? This is the only decent window in the whole house! How am I going to conduct Bunny Watch '09 from here?! And what about my guard duties against maruading bands of squirrels? My life stinks. It's over. I'm done.

What?!? We're moving WHERE?

Great. Turns out we're moving to Pennsylvania. What the fudgesicle!?! That's my ex's state. And there's NO air conditioning in our new house. Come on, people. It's July. Are you SERIOUS? Here I am with some boxes, trying to prevent my people from moving them into the house. THIS SUCKS. I don't want to set foot in Pennsylvania, let alone LIVE in it. What gives? And what will happen to Buttons and me? My life is OVER.